I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
