If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
