If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
