If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
