I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there