I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
