If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account