Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"