If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
