If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
