If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
