If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again
