If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
