If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'