Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
