Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
