If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
