One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
