If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it
