If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
