If you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself
