If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.
Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman