If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
