If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
