If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
