If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
