If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
