If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
