If you want it badly, do it yourself. Get your hands dirty!
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
