What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch.