I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
