I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher.