I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
