I'm not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
