I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."