What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
