Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
