IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.