What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
