It feels strange! A hybrid emotion consisting of awkwardness and sickness, topped off with an erection
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.