It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.