You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.
