It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
