Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!