Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name
Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one