Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it