Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Why wasn't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?