Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
