Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob