Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night