Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit