Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.