Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Share This Joke:

Funny One Liners

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".

is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

More One Liners jokes

For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom