Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
