What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.