Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it