My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body
