My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
