My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
