What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
