No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
