Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
