Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his
