Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
