Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
