Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
