Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
