S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on
