S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
