S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
