S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
