S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more
