S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
