Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing
