Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
