Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is the "Friend Zone"