Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that
Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes