Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman