Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.