Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine