Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila